Department of Subterranean Astrophysics "Ad Astra Per Aspera Et Terram" (To the stars through difficulties and dirt) Base: Bunker 42, Sector 7G  |  Comm-Link: 555-WORM  |  Net-Mail: director@subastro.edu

Scientific Publications & Archives

Internal Index

• 1. Abstract and Introduction
• 2. Experimental Methodology
• 3. Empirical Data & Observations
• 4. Mathematical Formulations
• 5. Conclusion & Future Work
• 6. Our Research Team
• 7. Fieldwork Operations (Timmy)
• 8. Classified Incident Reports
• 9. History & Interdisciplinary Collaborations
• 10. Publications & Downloads

Official Department Publications

Below is the archive of our published findings. Please note that Portable Document Format (PDF) has not been invented yet. Therefore, all our scientific papers are distributed via standard ASCII plaintext files for maximum compatibility with your mainframe terminals.

• "The Cosmic Worm: Biological Antennas in the Soil" (1974)
  By Dr. Aris Thorne & Dr. Elara Vance
  Our seminal paper detailing the initial discovery of the 149.6 million kilometer resonance and the Wormyon particle.
  [ DOWNLOAD .TXT FILE (12 KB) ]


• "Tachyon Saturation in Lumbricus Terrestris: A Cautionary Tale" (1976)
  By Dr. Elara Vance
  A detailed analysis of what happens when worms ingest too much dark matter paste (spoilers: they levitate).
  [ DOWNLOAD .TXT FILE (8 KB) ]


• "Fiberglass Spatulas vs. Iron Spades: Soil Extraction Dynamics" (1977)
  By Timmy Thorne
  A practical field guide on how not to electrocute yourself while digging for irradiated dirt.
  [ DOWNLOAD .TXT FILE (5 KB) ]

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